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Tonight

Ten for the evening

One to ten. Newest, most watched, highest on the Living Meter. Prime, Disney+, Hulu, Hallmark, Acorn, and Netflix.

  1. 01

    Absentia

    Netflix · 2017 · Series

    Absentia

    A woman returns to a house that had to go on. The show prefers the torture to the homecoming.

    The human situation is serious: a child has been raised by someone else, a marriage has been buried, and the missing woman is not a symbol to the people who kept living. Absentia notes that and then reaches for the knives. You do not need the knives to feel the cost of a disappearance.

    Leave it if anyone young is in the house. Grown viewers who want the family question can find it in quieter stories on this shelf.

    1. Industry

      5/10

      She was an agent, and the job is why she vanished. Craft is not the interest. Damage is.

    2. Household

      4/10

      A husband, a son, a new wife. The tangle is real and then exploited.

    3. Piety

      2/10

      Suffering is the aesthetic.

    4. Courage

      6/10

      She endures what should have killed her. Endurance is not the same as a reason.

    5. Republic

      4/10

      The Bureau is compromised, which is the modern shortcut.

    6. Temperance

      2/10

      Cruelty is graphic and repeated.

    7. Truth

      5/10

      Who took her is a real question. The show enjoys withholding it.

    8. Stewardship

      3/10

      A son needed a mother. He gets a case file.

    Live historicallyTell your household, in plain words, who would raise the children if you did not come home. Do it this month.

  2. 02

    Booba

    Netflix · 2014 · Series

    Booba

    A few minutes of curiosity for a very small child. It is not a story.

    Booba is a preschool sketch: no words, a creature, and the pleasure of finding out that a kettle is hot or a balloon gets away. For a very small child on your lap, one or two of them are harmless and even a little useful, because the world pushes back. It does not become a story. There is no one to be loyal to, and no one who is counting on him.

    Sit with the child if it is on. When the short ends, hand them a real object and let them see what it does. Do not let a queue of shorts become the afternoon.

    1. Industry

      5/10

      He tries a thing, it goes wrong, he tries a different thing. That is a kind of work.

    2. Household

      3/10

      No house and no parent. The room is a laboratory.

    3. Piety

      3/10

      Wonder, of a small kind. Nothing is revered.

    4. Courage

      4/10

      He is not afraid of a new object. The risk is a pratfall.

    5. Republic

      2/10

      Nobody else is in the world.

    6. Temperance

      6/10

      No cruelty. The joke is physics.

    7. Truth

      5/10

      Cause and effect are honest. A thing does what it does.

    8. Stewardship

      3/10

      Nothing is kept for later except the next short.

    Live historicallyGive a small child one real thing to figure out with their hands, then put the screen away.

  3. 03

    The Purge

    Prime Video · 2013 · Film

    The Purge

    The question is real. The thrill is not a reason to watch. Adults.

    A family boards the windows and discovers that a legal crime is still a crime, and that the night is aimed at the people least able to buy a door. That is a true political sentence. The film then spends the sentence on a home-invasion scare, because a scare sells and a sentence does not.

    Do not use it as a thought experiment at dinner with children in the room. A republic that imagines a holiday from law has already begun to hate its weak. You do not need the mask to understand that.

    1. Industry

      4/10

      A guarded house is a kind of work. The film prefers the siege.

    2. Household

      5/10

      They do try to keep the family inside the door.

    3. Piety

      2/10

      No higher law than the statute that was switched off.

    4. Courage

      5/10

      Opening the door to a stranger is the one brave beat.

    5. Republic

      4/10

      It names a nation that prices safety, then guns the scene.

    6. Temperance

      2/10

      The release is the fantasy.

    7. Truth

      6/10

      The premise tells on a country that would ration mercy.

    8. Stewardship

      3/10

      What it leaves is a mask, not a duty.

    Live historicallyAsk who is safe when a rule is suspended, then keep the rule.

  4. 04

    Bejeweled Fishes

    Prime Video · 2022 · Film

    Bejeweled Fishes

    Attention is good. Sparkle without a fact is a screensaver.

    A reel of jeweled creatures can teach color and patience to a child, which is not nothing. It fails the moment it becomes a jewelry case, creatures edited into gems, no habitat, no cost. The sea is not a boutique.

    Put a short stretch on if the room will be quiet. If the film never names a place or a threat, you have had a decoration. Decorations are allowed. They are not measures.

    1. Industry

      3/10

      Looking.

    2. Household

      2/10

      No people.

    3. Piety

      4/10

      Awe, thin.

    4. Courage

      2/10

      None required.

    5. Republic

      3/10

      A common ocean, if they say so.

    6. Temperance

      5/10

      Calm.

    7. Truth

      3/10

      Beauty is not a finding.

    8. Stewardship

      4/10

      The eye is trained a little, or spoiled a little.

    Live historicallySpend ten quiet minutes with one living animal, not a montage.

  5. 05

    Sing On!

    Netflix · 2020 · Series

    Sing On!

    People singing other people's songs, judged. A pastime. Not a counterfeit of a life in music.

    The episode sitting in the row is Chart-Toppers, which is the whole instruction: sing the thing people already love, and be scored on the copy. There is nothing wicked in it. There is also nothing to come back for except the feeling of a crowd.

    Let it finish if someone is in the middle of a song. Do not let a Sunday become a queue of other people's choruses.

    1. Industry

      4/10

      Performance takes practice. The show mostly shows the performance.

    2. Household

      2/10

      Strangers. A host.

    3. Piety

      1/10

      The idol is the note someone else made famous.

    4. Courage

      4/10

      Stage fright is real, and small.

    5. Republic

      2/10

      A competition, not a commons.

    6. Temperance

      6/10

      No vice except the desire to be the one clapped for.

    7. Truth

      4/10

      It does not pretend this is composing.

    8. Stewardship

      3/10

      A catalog of hits, consumed again.

    Live historicallySing something in the house with no score and no phone.

  6. 06

    SpongeBob SquarePants

    Prime Video · 1999 · Series

    SpongeBob SquarePants

    Work and a friend, wrapped in a joke that got harsher as it went.

    The early episodes are a defense of being glad to make the burger and glad to see your friend. That is a better children's comedy than the market produced around it. It does not know when to stop, and the later voice is a yell. Keep the early gladness. Do not let the yell be the house tone.

    1. Industry

      7/10

      He loves the grill. The love of a humble job is the best of it.

    2. Household

      4/10

      No family. A boss, a neighbor, a friend. The friend is loyal.

    3. Piety

      2/10

      Nonsense, cheerfully.

    4. Courage

      4/10

      He tries. Trying is played as both sweet and foolish.

    5. Republic

      4/10

      Bikini Bottom is a town with a job for him.

    6. Temperance

      5/10

      Early episodes are playful. Later ones are louder and meaner.

    7. Truth

      5/10

      The early show means what it says about the job and the friend.

    8. Stewardship

      4/10

      It became a permanent weather. A child can live in it too long.

    Live historicallyLet a child see you be glad of a small task. One episode, then the task.

  7. 07

    One Piece

    Prime Video · 1999 · Series

    One Piece

    Loyalty and a horizon. A thousand episodes of it. The loyalty is real. The length is a life.

    Luffy's virtue is that he will not leave a friend and will not bow to a cruel local god. Those are good serial virtues, and the crews's roles make a ship feel like a little order. The caution is numerical. There are more episodes than a young person should give to any single dream of someone else's. Watch an arc. Then live an arc of your own.

    1. Industry

      4/10

      A ship has roles: cook, navigator, doctor, captain. The work is episodic.

    2. Household

      5/10

      The crew is the household. They do not replace a people, but they refuse to abandon one another.

    3. Piety

      3/10

      A dream is the creed.

    4. Courage

      7/10

      They sail toward the thing. Courage is the show's genuine virtue.

    5. Republic

      4/10

      Tyrants and marines and islands. Politics as a pirate serial.

    6. Temperance

      3/10

      It does not end. That is the intemperance.

    7. Truth

      5/10

      Friendship is meant, not smirked.

    8. Stewardship

      4/10

      A treasure handed across an ocean. Also a schedule that can eat a childhood.

    Live historicallyOne arc, with a defined end. When it ends, stop, even if the next island autoplays.

  8. 08

    Sleepy Hollow

    Prime Video · 1999 · Film

    Sleepy Hollow

    Superstition and gore as a style. The courage is staying. Adults, or older teens who already like a ghost story told plainly.

    Ichabod arrives certain that a crime is only a crime. The film is a fable about the limit of that certainty, and also a display of beheadings as design. Take the fable, decline the display if you do not need it. The town is a real polity of frightened people, not a backdrop, when the movie remembers. A constable who will not leave is the civic good.

    The legend itself, told aloud without the close-ups, may be the better version for a house. Washington Irving was already enough ghost for one autumn.

    1. Industry

      5/10

      A constable's job.

    2. Household

      4/10

      A town of households under a terror.

    3. Piety

      3/10

      Folk fear, little faith.

    4. Courage

      6/10

      He stays when his theory fails.

    5. Republic

      5/10

      A village that must be answered.

    6. Temperance

      3/10

      The camera likes the wound.

    7. Truth

      5/10

      Reason is corrected, not abolished.

    8. Stewardship

      4/10

      Hand on the legend, not the showcase.

    Live historicallyDo not mock a town's fear until you have walked the road they fear.

  9. 09

    Goosebumps

    Prime Video · 1995 · Series

    Goosebumps

    A scare for children that stays a scare. The moral is usually 'don't touch that.'

    Stine's bargain is simple. A child meddles, the object answers, and an adult saying 'it's nothing' is the second mistake. The show is not deep and does not pretend to be. It is a safe place to practice being afraid and then turning the light on.

    Keep it for the age that wants a monster and can still sleep. Skip the episodes that make the joke the child's body.

    1. Industry

      4/10

      The kids are curious. Curiosity is not trained into a skill.

    2. Household

      5/10

      Brothers, sisters, and parents are present, and often the last to be believed.

    3. Piety

      2/10

      No reverence. The monster is the point.

    4. Courage

      5/10

      They go back into the house. That is the small bravery.

    5. Republic

      3/10

      A town of adults who will not listen. The child is on his own.

    6. Temperance

      6/10

      Short, complete, and not cruel for sport.

    7. Truth

      5/10

      The danger is not pretended away at the last second every time.

    8. Stewardship

      5/10

      A library of small frights a younger sibling can inherit.

    Live historicallyOne episode, then the light stays on for the telling, not for the next autoplay.

  10. 10

    Are You Afraid of the Dark?

    Prime Video · 1990 · Series

    Are You Afraid of the Dark?

    A campfire. The frame matters: they are together, and the story ends.

    The Midnight Society is the good part. Children practice telling and listening, and the dark is a story with a boundary. Individual tales vary from clever to cheap. Keep the boundary. If a tale is only cruel, end the night there.

    1. Industry

      3/10

      The telling is the craft.

    2. Household

      5/10

      The circle is a fellowship. They go home after.

    3. Piety

      2/10

      The scare is the point.

    4. Courage

      5/10

      They listen to the end.

    5. Republic

      4/10

      A club with a rule and a meeting place.

    6. Temperance

      6/10

      One story. Then the fire.

    7. Truth

      5/10

      Some of the tales have a justice. Some are only a chill.

    8. Stewardship

      5/10

      A way of handing fear around in a form that stops.

    Live historicallyTell one story out loud in the house, with a beginning and a last line, and then stop.

Ask Annie