Series · Prime Video · 2010

Blue Mountain State

A frat cartoon. Not for this desk.

There is nothing hidden in it to redeem by a careful reading. It is a party that filmed itself. Leave it off.

The eight

Industry
2/10
The sport is the excuse to never leave the party.
Household
1/10
The house is a venue.
Piety
1/10
Nothing is owed.
Courage
1/10
Dares, not courage.
Republic
1/10
A campus as a trough.
Temperance
1/10
The product is excess.
Truth
2/10
It does not claim to be anything else.
Stewardship
1/10
Nothing kept.

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Series · Prime Video · 2015

Scream Queens

Meanness as comedy. Leave it.

The joke is that everyone is awful and the awful get picked off. If you already dislike that joke, the show has nothing else. It will not sneak a conscience in under the gag.

There is enough of this voice in a school hallway. Do not subscribe to it.

The eight

Industry
2/10
Nobody is learning anything but a put-down.
Household
1/10
The house is a set for disposal.
Piety
1/10
Nothing is revered, including the dead.
Courage
2/10
Panic is played as a bit.
Republic
1/10
A campus with no obligation but the clique.
Temperance
1/10
Insult is the ration.
Truth
3/10
It is not pretending to be kind.
Stewardship
1/10
Nothing to pass on.

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