Sunday morning, November 1

What a 13-year-old sees this morning

These are the pictures Netflix and Prime opened on. The row scores 42. A town in 1776, scored on the same eight questions, scores 91.

1776, the standard

91

This morning's row

42

42

It will not make you better. 58 of 104 titles score under 45.

Netflix averages 47. Prime averages 38. Piety, the question of whether a soul is allowed to be real, averages 25.

Lowest on the door: A Haunted House, 13. The Devil's Rejects, 13. Culpa Mía, 14.

  • Industry50
  • Household44
  • Piety25
  • Courage49
  • Republic38
  • Temperance40
  • Truth51
  • Stewardship39

One day

He was never alone with it.

  • 1776 · Morning

    The New England Primer

    School, or a chore beside a parent.

    The alphabet, and a hard doctrine with it.

    This morning

    The row is what is open. Not a primer.

  • 1776 · Midday

    The tavern window, a song sheet

    The square, the post rider, a fife coming through the market.

    The war, and a tune taken from the British.

    This morning

    No post rider, no square, no fife. The next tile is the news.

  • 1776 · Evening

    The King James Bible

    One candle. The father reads. The blank pages hold the births and the deaths.

    Duty, and who the family is.

    This morning

    No one has to read aloud. The family is not gathered for it.

  • 1776 · Night

    A chapbook, or a voice

    The fire. Jack the Giant-Killer, Babes in the Wood, a ghost, the last war.

    Nerve, and a reason to stay out of the woods.

    This morning

    The warning tales needed a person. The row does not.

1776 · Pamphlet

The long argument. Cheap, small enough for a pocket, and often printed without the writer's name, because the charge was treason.

  • Common Sense

    Thomas Paine. Philadelphia, January 1776. Plain words: a king is not a father, and the colonies should separate.

    Passed from hand to hand and read aloud in kitchens and taverns. How many copies were printed is not known. Paine said 120,000 in a few months. Later claims ran as high as 500,000. Careful counts put a ceiling near 75,000, and some put the likely run between 35,000 and 50,000. The desk will not turn that argument into a percentage of the population.

    Scored91
  • The American Crisis

    Thomas Paine, December 1776. It opens, "These are the times that try men's souls."

    Washington had it read to the troops before they crossed to Trenton. A boy was not in the boat. In a camp town he could hear the sentence.

    Scored91

This morning

The row

Nothing on this door is a pocket argument. No one is asking whether a king is a father. The row is pictures, and the next one is already chosen.

1776 · Broadside

One sheet, one side. The breaking news. Nailed to a wall, a tree, or a tavern door, and read out loud.

  • The Dunlap broadside

    John Dunlap, Philadelphia, the night of July 4 into July 5. The first printing of the Declaration. It did not yet carry the signers' names.

    Congress ordered copies sent to the assemblies and to the army. The usual estimate is about two hundred sheets, not a stack in every house. John Nixon read it in the State House yard on July 8. It was read to the army in New York on July 9. A town heard it. A farm off the post road might not hear it for weeks. Two hundred sheets are not seventy percent of the people.

    Scored93
  • A song sheet

    Lyrics only, no notes. A line at the top said which old tune to use.

    A peddler sold it for a penny. You already knew the British tune, so you could sing the new words that afternoon.

    Scored90

This morning

The row

Nothing is nailed to a wall and read to the people standing there. A sheet heard in a yard is a different thing from a tile you can skip.

1776 · Newspaper

A few dozen papers, small runs, openly on a side. Towns copied one another. Nobody pretended the sheet was neutral.

  • The Pennsylvania Evening Post

    Benjamin Towne, Philadelphia.

    The first paper to print the full Declaration, on July 6. A child did not buy it. He heard it from the tavern door.

    Scored90
  • The Massachusetts Spy

    Isaiah Thomas. He had already moved the press out of Boston.

    Sharp, pictorial, anti-British. The early fights, told so a town would stay angry.

    Scored90
  • The Connecticut Courant

    Hartford.

    When occupation shut papers in Boston and New York, an inland sheet still carried the war.

    Scored90
  • Pennsylvanischer Staatsbote

    Henrich Miller, Philadelphia. German.

    On July 5 he reported that Congress had declared the colonies free. On July 9 he printed a German text of the Declaration. Steiner and Cist, who had already printed Common Sense in German, put out a German broadside that week. A German-speaking house was not left outside the sentence.

    Scored90
  • The Loyalist sheet

    James Rivington's New York Gazetteer had been the loud paper for the king.

    Patriots wrecked his shop in 1775 and he left. The argument did not vanish. In a town the British held, the paper could say the other thing. A child heard whichever army was in the street.

    Scored90

This morning

The row

Those papers took a side and printed the side. This row does not say what it is for. It continues.

1776 · Almanac

Beside the Bible, the book most houses actually kept. Weather, planting, money tables, a joke, and often a political essay dressed as the calendar.

  • Poor Richard's Almanack

    Benjamin Franklin wrote it from 1732 to 1758. By 1776 the name was still in the house, in other men's hands.

    Hung on a nail. Used all year. Not a story you finished. A tool you lived with.

    Scored91
  • Bickerstaff's Boston Almanack

    A patriot almanac.

    The planting charts carried the argument. You met the war while you looked up the frost.

    Scored90

This morning

The row

An almanac was kept the whole year and used. Nothing here is a tool for the frost or the field. It is over before breakfast is.

1776 · Spoken

The widest room. If you could not read, the year still reached you, because someone stood up.

  • The tavern

    The post rider came in blowing a horn and left the papers.

    A literate man stood on a chair and read. A thirteen-year-old, too young for the drink, stood at the window. That is how he heard about Boston, and about the Declaration.

    Scored90
  • The pulpit

    Sunday.

    The minister told the week as well as the text. For a lot of houses, that was the news.

    Scored90
  • The square

    A sheriff, a crier, an officer.

    Orders and the Declaration, read where people already were. Anger was also visual: a straw figure of a royal official or a loyal merchant, paraded and burned. A boy went with the crowd.

    Scored90

This morning

The row

Someone stood on a chair, or in a pulpit, or in the square. This morning nobody stands up. A thirteen-year-old meets it alone.

1776 · School

What a child was made to know by heart, or to buy for a penny and trade.

  • The New England Primer

    The schoolbook. Alphabet rhymes welded to doctrine. "In Adam's Fall / We sinned all."

    Memorized at school or at the morning chore. Nearly every literate child in New England had it by heart. The South put fewer children in that room.

    Scored91
  • A Little Pretty Pocket-Book

    John Newbery, London, 1744. Imported and copied. Letters paired with games.

    A gift, in a house that could spare the money. Not the book an apprentice was handed.

    Scored90
  • The History of Little Goody Two-Shoes

    1765. An orphan with one shoe. A rich man buys the pair. Work and reading are how she rises.

    Read at night, or by an older child to a younger one. A story about a house you do not have yet.

    Scored90
  • Chapbooks

    A penny from a peddler. Jack the Giant-Killer, Tom Thumb, Guy of Warwick. Short, pictured, cut down from longer British tales.

    Bought with a spare coin and traded. This is the shelf children actually passed around. Jack and the Beanstalk, which this desk has scored, is a different story. Do not mix them.

    Scored90

This morning

The row

The Primer was memorized, doctrine and all. This row does not ask to be learned. It asks to be continued.

1776 · The book in the house

Read every night, and heard by people who could not read it.

  • The King James Bible

    The book most houses had, and often the only one.

    The father read it before bed. Births, marriages, and deaths were written on the blank pages. Enslaved people and neighbors who could not read still heard it quoted.

    Scored100
  • The Pilgrim's Progress

    John Bunyan. Christian walks from the City of Destruction to the Celestial City.

    For a child it plays as a journey: a demon, a swamp, a giant. It is still a religious book. Winter nights, read aloud.

    Scored91
  • Robinson Crusoe

    1719, already cut down into chapbooks a peddler could sell.

    A shipwreck, work, and a long obedience. A learned house might also have the Odyssey. Most children did not. They had the Primer and a penny story.

    Scored91

This morning

The row

The Bible was the book in the house. It was read every night, including to people who could not read it. On this row, piety is the low number. It averages 25.

1776 · The fire

Told from memory. Paper was expensive. A warning more often than a comfort.

Beauty and the Beast, Red Riding Hood, Jack and the Beanstalk, and Bluebeard are in the average too. That is not a claim that every child knew them.

  • Cinderella

    Told, more often than read. In English chapbooks she is The Little Glass Slipper.

    A grandmother, a mother, a hired hand. The fire, because candles were scarce and paper was dear.

    Scored90
  • Whittington and His Cat

    A poor boy, a cat, and a fortune made in London.

    The same hearth. A story about leaving and still coming back rich.

    Scored90
  • Babes in the Wood

    Orphans left in a forest.

    A warning, not a comfort. Do not wander. Do not trust the stranger. A lot of the night tales were built to frighten a child into staying put.

    Scored90
  • The family's own war

    The French and Indian War had ended in 1763. A grandfather in 1776 had been in it.

    No book. The voyage over from England, Germany, or Ireland. Who died. Who held the farm. This was the history a child could not look up.

    Scored90
  • Ghosts

    The town's own.

    A hanging ground, a witch story, a light in a swamp. Superstition was ordinary. It was told as fact.

    Scored90

This morning

The row

A voice, a warning, a grandfather's war. Paper was too dear to waste. This morning the story does not need a voice in the room. It plays.

1776 · The street

A penny for the words. You already knew the tune. You sang them with other people.

The Fate of John Burgoyne does not belong here. Saratoga was 1777. Chester's verse about a tyrant's iron rod was printed in 1778. The tune was already sung. Those later words were not.

  • Yankee Doodle

    Written to mock a ragged militia. The joke was a feather in the hat.

    Americans kept it. When the British left Boston in March 1776, the band played it at them. Fast enough to march to, with a pot for a drum.

    Scored90
  • The Liberty Song

    John Dickinson, 1768. Sung to the British navy tune Heart of Oak.

    "By uniting we stand, by dividing we fall." The chorus a crowd could shout: "In freedom we're born, and in freedom we'll live." Taverns, and the lighting of a liberty pole.

    Scored90
  • Chester

    William Billings of Boston. A meeting-house tune already in the air.

    In 1776 a child knew the tune. The verse about a tyrant's iron rod was printed in 1778. Do not put those later words in a 1776 mouth.

    Scored90
  • Free America

    Set down to Joseph Warren, killed at Bunker Hill in 1775. To the tune of The British Grenadiers.

    A dead man's song, treated as such. It told a boy the country would outgrow Rome and Britain. That is a large thing to sing at thirteen.

    Scored90

This morning

The row

A penny, a tune the town already knew, sung out loud at the British. This morning is not a street. If there is a song, it is private.

The eight questions

A number for this morning. The room it replaced.

The figure is this morning's mean. The sentence is where that question lived in 1776. The works named in the rows above have their own scores. Open one.

  • Industry

    Does anyone here do a real job, and does that job matter?

    This morning

    50

    1776. An apprentice's day, a planting chart, a chore before school. The almanac was a tool. Work was the day itself, not a montage.

  • Household

    Is a marriage, a parent, or a child a real life here, or just a prop?

    This morning

    44

    1776. The father read at night. Births and deaths were written in the Bible. Goody Two-Shoes is a child with no house, and the story treats that as the thing to be repaired.

  • Piety

    Can conscience actually stop someone, or is reverence only in the shot so it can be mocked?

    This morning

    25

    1776. The Primer, the pulpit, Bunyan by the fire, and the Bible. Conscience was the spine of the schoolbook. It was not a costume.

  • Courage

    Does anyone risk something they would miss, or is it only noise?

    This morning

    49

    1776. Paine's Crisis was read to men about to cross a river in the dark. A boy was not in the boat. He heard the sentence, and he sang Yankee Doodle after the British left Boston.

  • Republic

    Does anyone owe a neighbor, a law, or a town — or is every person out for themselves?

    This morning

    38

    1776. Common Sense in a pocket. The Declaration posted, then read in the yard. A song that said you stand by uniting. The papers took a side in the open, including the side that wanted the king.

  • Temperance

    Is appetite shown and then put down, or are you being trained to want the next one?

    This morning

    40

    1776. The tavern held the news, and a child stood at the window. The night tales were often warnings: the woods, the stranger, the one shoe. Appetite was not the hero of the evening.

  • Truth

    Does a promise still hold, and does a lie come with a bill?

    This morning

    51

    1776. Paine wrote so a crowd could hear him, and left his name off the first printing because the charge was treason. The papers were biased and did not pretend otherwise. A German paper printed the Declaration so that house could hear it too.

  • Stewardship

    What is left for the people who come after — a place, a craft, a name?

    This morning

    39

    1776. The almanac was kept the whole year. The blank page in the Bible was the family's memory. A lyric sheet cost a penny and was sung until the town knew it. Nothing in that room was built to start the next thing by itself.

Only where a number exists

The scored shelves, after the town.

Not a poll. Each number is the mean of titles this desk has scored. 1776 on this line is the whole landscape above, not only the books. The later years are what a house then put in a child's hands. This morning is the whole Netflix teen row and the Prime door.

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  • 1776

    91

    35 in the landscape

  • 1920

    70

    13 titles

  • 1940

    69

    20 titles

  • 1960

    71

    20 titles

  • 1980

    66

    32 titles

  • 2000

    64

    35 titles

  • Now

    42

    104 on the row

Nine minutes

A fast picture taxes a young brain before it has taught anything.

In 2011 Pediatrics published a study of sixty 4-year-olds. Each child spent nine minutes on one of three things: a very fast cartoon, a calm educational cartoon, or drawing. Right after, the children who had watched the fast cartoon did worse on all four tests of attention, memory, and waiting. The study is about four-year-olds and nine minutes. It is not a verdict on a thirteen-year-old's whole evening. It does say what speed does before a story has time to form anyone.

The later shelves are slow on purpose. A chapter, a farm, a town. 1776 was slower than that: somebody had to stand up and read. This morning's row is built to start the next picture by itself.

1776

A town

About two and a half million people. A large share were enslaved, and the law kept most of them from books. Plenty of free people could not read. So the news was a square, a tavern, or a church, and someone stood up. Shared. Loud. Slow. The pieces above average 91. That is 35 titles.

This morning

42

A teen profile, alone. The next picture starts itself.

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