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Film · Prime Video · 2004

Napoleon Dynamite

Odd, local, and kinder than its deadpan. A small yes.

Napoleon is not cool and the film does not rescue him into coolness. It lets him be strange in a town of strange people, and it lets Kip and Pedro and Deb be people rather than lessons. The dance at the assembly is embarrassing and it is an act of friendship. That is enough plot.

Some of the humor is 'look at these hicks.' More of it, if you stay, is affection. A teenager who feels unfit can use it. It will not teach ambition. It teaches showing up in a bad shirt for someone else's speech.

The eight

  1. Industry

    4/10

    Chapstick, a sign, a tetherball. The work is small and local.

  2. Household

    5/10

    A grandmother, a brother, a house of leftovers. They are still a family.

  3. Piety

    2/10

    A llama and a youth group, lightly.

  4. Courage

    7/10

    He dances in front of the school for Pedro.

  5. Republic

    5/10

    A class election in a real high school, not a mythic one.

  6. Temperance

    6/10

    No one is rewarded for cruelty. Status loses.

  7. Truth

    7/10

    The film does not pretend he becomes someone else.

  8. Stewardship

    6/10

    A friend is the thing he has at the end.

Live historicallyDance, or show up, for a friend who is about to be humiliated. Once.

Film · Prime Video · 1983

A Christmas Story

Keep it. Desire, a tangent-prone father, and a feast that survives the disaster.

Ralphie's want is excessive and completely recognizable. The Old Man's pride in a hideous lamp is the adult version of the same excess, which is why the film is fair. The mother's management of both is the uncredited heroism. There is a meanness in a few of the jokes that a house can talk over. The Chinese Christmas dinner, when the turkey dies, is the scene that knows what a feast is: the people, relocated, still fed.

Watch it every year if you want. Skip any bit that is only a wince. Keep the pink bunny and the humility it requires.

The eight

  1. Industry

    5/10

    A household kept through a holiday.

  2. Household

    8/10

    Parents, a brother, a want.

  3. Piety

    3/10

    Christmas as the setting more than the creed.

  4. Courage

    4/10

    Little danger. Some social bravery.

  5. Republic

    4/10

    A school, a bully, a neighborhood.

  6. Temperance

    5/10

    Appetite is the joke and is gently corrected.

  7. Truth

    6/10

    Childhood wanting is told truly.

  8. Stewardship

    7/10

    The dinner that still happens is the heirloom.

Live historicallyLet a child want something, and do not make the present the whole day.

Annie