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Film · Prime Video · 1996

Scream

It tells on its own genre, and then it feeds you the genre anyway. Adults. Leave it.

Sidney has lost her mother and is being hunted by people who think murder is a movie. The film is clever about the rules and unwilling to give them up. Cleverness is not a moral. The killer's motive is a wound turned into a performance, and the camera loves the performance. A generation learned to talk about slaughter as literacy.

If you already know it, you know it. Do not pass the literacy on. A girl fighting for her life is not a text. The standard is not against fear. It is against fear as a hobby.

The eight

  1. Industry

    3/10

    Teenagers, a news crew, no real work.

  2. Household

    4/10

    A father, a dead mother, a boyfriend who is not a refuge.

  3. Piety

    1/10

    Nothing is sacred, including the girl.

  4. Courage

    6/10

    Sidney fights. The film respects her nerve and spends it.

  5. Republic

    3/10

    A town as a set.

  6. Temperance

    2/10

    The pleasure is the kill. The irony does not cancel it.

  7. Truth

    5/10

    It tells the truth that the audience wants the scare. Then it serves it.

  8. Stewardship

    2/10

    What it leaves a younger sibling is a script for watching people die.

Live historicallyDo not make a game out of a girl being hunted.

Film · Prime Video · 2022

Bejeweled Fishes

Attention is good. Sparkle without a fact is a screensaver.

A reel of jeweled creatures can teach color and patience to a child, which is not nothing. It fails the moment it becomes a jewelry case, creatures edited into gems, no habitat, no cost. The sea is not a boutique.

Put a short stretch on if the room will be quiet. If the film never names a place or a threat, you have had a decoration. Decorations are allowed. They are not measures.

The eight

  1. Industry

    3/10

    Looking.

  2. Household

    2/10

    No people.

  3. Piety

    4/10

    Awe, thin.

  4. Courage

    2/10

    None required.

  5. Republic

    3/10

    A common ocean, if they say so.

  6. Temperance

    5/10

    Calm.

  7. Truth

    3/10

    Beauty is not a finding.

  8. Stewardship

    4/10

    The eye is trained a little, or spoiled a little.

Live historicallySpend ten quiet minutes with one living animal, not a montage.

Annie