Movie · Netflix · 2004
White Chicks
A long cruel joke. Leave it off the shelf.
The premise needs the audience to enjoy two men mocking women, and to enjoy a racial costume, for almost two hours. A kidnapping plot is stapled on so the film can claim to be a case. It is not a case. It is a sketch that refused to end.
Do not put it on for children. Do not put it on to be generous about an old comedy. There are funnier films that do not require this.
The eight
Industry
3/10
They are agents. The case is an excuse for the costume.
Household
3/10
Dating and a double date. Nobody is building a house.
Piety
1/10
Nothing is reverent, including the women being impersonated.
Courage
2/10
The risk is embarrassment, played as the point.
Republic
2/10
The law is a costume trunk.
Temperance
2/10
Bodies, race, and humiliation are the whole menu.
Truth
2/10
The lie is the entertainment, and it is not exposed. It is extended.
Stewardship
2/10
Nothing a house would be glad to have handed it.
Live historicallyIf it is in a queue for the children, take it out tonight.