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Film · Paramount · 1921

The Sheik

The Sheik

13Leave it.

Not for anyone in this house: he abducts her and they call it romance.

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The review

I don't care how famous the face is. A desert prince abducts an Englishwoman, and the film calls it romance. Rudolph Valentino, Paramount, 1921, a large hit around 1.5 million, behind the Horsemen, The Kid, and the Musketeers. Adult. Not a family film. The costume is the sell. The want is the plot, and the picture takes his side. I will not describe the assault.

This is for adults who will say the word abduction out loud, and even then I wouldn't bother. A hit is not a blessing on the taking. Nothing stops him. The film does not treat the wrong as a debt. If someone in the family calls it a great love story, correct them with the plot. He takes her. They named it love.

Journal

Keep The Sheik in the record.

No house has filed a sentence for this yet.

Live Historic number 13. Yours can differ.

The glance

Industry and Household and Piety and Courage and Republic and Temperance and Truth and Stewardship are the thin ones.

  1. 2Industry
  2. 1Household
  3. 1Piety
  4. 1Courage
  5. 1Republic
  6. 1Temperance
  7. 1Truth
  8. 2Stewardship

Does anyone here do a real job, and does that job matter?

This phone is set for a grown person, just me. Change the ages.

Consider this

Flesh and the Devil

26 instead of 13

Flesh and the Devil is still a romance film, and it scores 26 instead of 13. What you gain is truth: The desire wrecks the friendship, and the duel is the bill that comes.

The eight

  1. 2
    Industry

    The desert prince is a costume, not a trade the film respects.

  2. 1
    Household

    He abducts an Englishwoman and the film calls it a romance.

  3. 1
    Piety

    The picture takes his side, so conscience never gets a vote.

  4. 1
    Courage

    Taking her is not a risk he stands to lose; the want is the plot.

  5. 1
    Republic

    The prince's want is the plot, and the picture takes his side.

  6. 1
    Temperance

    The want is the plot, and the costume trains you to enjoy it.

  7. 1
    Truth

    Calling an abduction a romance is a lie the film will not bill.

  8. 2
    Stewardship

    Left behind is a costume hit that takes the abductor's side.

Live historically

Turn down any date-night pitch for The Sheik by saying he abducts her and the film agrees.

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Film · Universal · 1978

Animal House

Animal House

13Leave it.

It takes the wreckers' side, and you can feel later comedies learning that trick.

Take controlThis scores 13. Animal House cannot be blocked by name on this shelf. The lock is the phone. Block it

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The review

The dean wants the fraternity shut, and the film never seriously asks whether he has a reason. It takes the wreckers' side. A parade is destroyed. The school is a prop. Damage plays as charm, and a long line of comedies learned that trick from this one.

People had a huge time with it. That is not the same as a good thing to leave on. The nerve on screen is mostly the nerve to break a ceremony you will not rebuild. I would not hand this to a teenager as a picture of school. The laugh is borrowed from a town the movie does not intend to pay back.

Journal

Keep Animal House in the record.

No house has filed a sentence for this yet.

Live Historic number 13. Yours can differ.

The glance

Industry and Household and Piety and Courage and Republic and Temperance and Truth and Stewardship are the thin ones.

  1. 1Industry
  2. 1Household
  3. 1Piety
  4. 2Courage
  5. 1Republic
  6. 1Temperance
  7. 2Truth
  8. 1Stewardship

Does anyone here do a real job, and does that job matter?

This phone is set for a grown person, just me. Change the ages.

Consider this

Sixteen Candles

26 instead of 13

Sixteen Candles is still a comedy film, and it scores 26 instead of 13. What you gain is household: A family forgets a daughter's sixteenth.

The eight

  1. 1
    Industry

    The school is a prop, and nobody's work is asked to matter.

  2. 1
    Household

    A fraternity is the set, not a family anyone has to keep.

  3. 1
    Piety

    The film sides with the wreckers and does not let conscience in.

  4. 2
    Courage

    The risk is expulsion, spent on smashing a parade.

  5. 1
    Republic

    They destroy a parade and owe the town nothing back.

  6. 1
    Temperance

    Damage is played as charm, and the next wreck is the reward.

  7. 2
    Truth

    The dean's reasons never get a fair hearing on screen.

  8. 1
    Stewardship

    A ceremony is ruined, and later comedies copied the wreck.

Live historically

If someone laughs at the ruined parade, ask what that parade was for before they hit it.

Where to watch

Finding the page.

Live Historic · Animal House · 13IMDb

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Keep going

The next title is the one nearest what this house keeps, then the measure where it is thin. Nothing here is a crowd. It does not leave this device.

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