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Film · Britain · 1901

The Big Swallow

The Big Swallow

18Leave it.

He walks up and swallows the camera, and that joke is the whole film.

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The review

The kids wanted to see a man eat the camera. James Williamson, 1901: he walks up, opens his mouth, and the camera goes in. A child can watch it. The joke is that the picture can be swallowed. I gave it the small laugh a trick earns, and then we were done.

It is a trick of address, aimed at the person in the seat. There is no second joke behind the swallow. If you are showing how a film can point at the watcher, this minute does that. Turn it off before anyone asks for a story.

Journal

Keep The Big Swallow in the record.

No house has filed a sentence for this yet.

Live Historic number 18. Yours can differ.

The glance

Industry and Household and Piety and Courage and Republic and Temperance and Truth and Stewardship are the thin ones.

  1. 1Industry
  2. 0Household
  3. 1Piety
  4. 1Courage
  5. 2Republic
  6. 2Temperance
  7. 4Truth
  8. 3Stewardship

Does anyone here do a real job, and does that job matter?

This phone is set for a grown person, just me. Change the ages.

Consider this

The Tramp

31 instead of 18

The Tramp is still a comedy film, and it scores 31 instead of 18. What you gain is industry: He works on a farm, then walks off, so the job is only a stop.

The eight

  1. 1
    Industry

    No job is done; a man walks up and the camera goes in.

  2. 0
    Household

    No parent, child, or marriage appears before the swallow.

  3. 1
    Piety

    Nothing stops him; swallowing the picture is the whole point.

  4. 1
    Courage

    He gives up nothing he would miss; the camera is the gag.

  5. 2
    Republic

    The address is to the viewer, not to a neighbor or a law.

  6. 2
    Temperance

    A mouth finishes the reel by swallowing it, and that is the gag.

  7. 4
    Truth

    It keeps the joke: the picture can be swallowed, and then it is.

  8. 3
    Stewardship

    What remains is a trick of address, a picture that got eaten.

Live historically

Tell the kids the man will swallow the picture, sit them facing the screen, and play it once.

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Film · Britain · 1903

A Chess Dispute

A Chess Dispute

18Leave it.

A chess game becomes a brawl, and the joke is both men gone under the table.

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The review

Two men fight over a chessboard until the game is gone. Bamforth, Britain, 1903. They argue, they scuffle, and they disappear under the table. A house can watch it. About a minute. The joke is the disappearance, and it is a thin joke if you have ever tried to finish a game with another adult in the house.

The rules go first, and nobody misses them. No household, no work, no town, just two men who will not keep a game from turning into a fight. I laughed once at the vanishing. Then I wanted the table back. A brawl is an easy ending. Staying with the game would have been harder, and they didn't.

Journal

Keep A Chess Dispute in the record.

No house has filed a sentence for this yet.

Live Historic number 18. Yours can differ.

The glance

Industry and Household and Piety and Courage and Republic and Temperance and Truth and Stewardship are the thin ones.

  1. 1Industry
  2. 1Household
  3. 2Piety
  4. 1Courage
  5. 2Republic
  6. 2Temperance
  7. 3Truth
  8. 2Stewardship

Does anyone here do a real job, and does that job matter?

This phone is set for a grown person, just me. Change the ages.

Consider this

The Pilgrim

30 instead of 18

The Pilgrim is still a comedy film, and it scores 30 instead of 18. What you gain is courage: An escaped convict is taken for the new minister while he is still at large.

The eight

  1. 1
    Industry

    Two men at a chessboard are not doing a job anyone depends on.

  2. 1
    Household

    No marriage, parent, or child; only two men and a board.

  3. 2
    Piety

    They argue and scuffle, and no conscience puts the quarrel down.

  4. 1
    Courage

    A brawl over a board risks nothing either man would miss later.

  5. 2
    Republic

    Two men sharing a game owe it ordinary rules, and the rules lose.

  6. 2
    Temperance

    The dispute is not put down; the game becomes a brawl for the joke.

  7. 3
    Truth

    A chess game implies rules, and the scuffle is what breaking them costs.

  8. 2
    Stewardship

    They disappear under the table, and the game is left unfinished.

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Finish one board game this week without standing up, even if you are losing.

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Live Historic · A Chess Dispute · 18IMDb

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The next title is the one nearest what this house keeps, then the measure where it is thin. Nothing here is a crowd. It does not leave this device.

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