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Film · Fox · 1917

Cleopatra

Cleopatra

13Leave it.

The print is gone, so I will not pretend I watched Theda Bara's Cleopatra.

Take controlThis scores 13. Cleopatra cannot be blocked by name on this shelf. The lock is the phone. Block it

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The review

I have not seen the 1917 Cleopatra, and I am not going to fake a viewing. Theda Bara as the queen. Fox, named among that year's draws. A spectacle of the vamp. The print is gone. This is not the 1934 picture and not the 1963 one. What survives is the reputation and the stills.

The country bought a body and a barge it can no longer see. That is as far as I will go. I will not invent a court, a speech, or an ending, and I will not send anyone to a screen that is not there. If the name comes up, say the print is lost. A still is not the film. A later queen is a different picture.

Journal

Keep Cleopatra in the record.

No house has filed a sentence for this yet.

Live Historic number 13. Yours can differ.

The glance

Industry and Household and Piety and Courage and Republic and Temperance and Truth and Stewardship are the thin ones.

  1. 2Industry
  2. 0Household
  3. 2Piety
  4. 0Courage
  5. 0Republic
  6. 2Temperance
  7. 3Truth
  8. 1Stewardship

Does anyone here do a real job, and does that job matter?

This phone is set for a grown person, just me. Change the ages.

Consider this

Richard III

26 instead of 13

Richard III is still a history film, and it scores 26 instead of 13. What you gain is stewardship: What lasted is Warde's performance, among the oldest American features.

The eight

  1. 2
    Industry

    What was sold was a body and a barge, not work a house can still see.

  2. 0
    Household

    No parent or child is in what survives, only a vamp's reputation.

  3. 2
    Piety

    The reputation that remains is the vamp, not a conscience I can check.

  4. 0
    Courage

    No risk is left to name; the 1917 print does not survive.

  5. 0
    Republic

    No city or law remains to see; Fox's print of Cleopatra is gone.

  6. 2
    Temperance

    The country bought a body and a barge, which is a want with nothing left.

  7. 3
    Truth

    Reputation and stills remain, and they are not a film you can test.

  8. 1
    Stewardship

    Nothing of the picture is left for a house to keep or to put on.

Live historically

When Cleopatra comes up this week, say the 1917 Theda Bara film is lost and refuse to substitute 1934 or 1963.

Where to watch

Finding the page.

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Film · Universal · 1978

Animal House

Animal House

13Leave it.

It takes the wreckers' side, and you can feel later comedies learning that trick.

Take controlThis scores 13. Animal House cannot be blocked by name on this shelf. The lock is the phone. Block it

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The review

The dean wants the fraternity shut, and the film never seriously asks whether he has a reason. It takes the wreckers' side. A parade is destroyed. The school is a prop. Damage plays as charm, and a long line of comedies learned that trick from this one.

People had a huge time with it. That is not the same as a good thing to leave on. The nerve on screen is mostly the nerve to break a ceremony you will not rebuild. I would not hand this to a teenager as a picture of school. The laugh is borrowed from a town the movie does not intend to pay back.

Journal

Keep Animal House in the record.

No house has filed a sentence for this yet.

Live Historic number 13. Yours can differ.

The glance

Industry and Household and Piety and Courage and Republic and Temperance and Truth and Stewardship are the thin ones.

  1. 1Industry
  2. 1Household
  3. 1Piety
  4. 2Courage
  5. 1Republic
  6. 1Temperance
  7. 2Truth
  8. 1Stewardship

Does anyone here do a real job, and does that job matter?

This phone is set for a grown person, just me. Change the ages.

Consider this

Sixteen Candles

26 instead of 13

Sixteen Candles is still a comedy film, and it scores 26 instead of 13. What you gain is household: A family forgets a daughter's sixteenth.

The eight

  1. 1
    Industry

    The school is a prop, and nobody's work is asked to matter.

  2. 1
    Household

    A fraternity is the set, not a family anyone has to keep.

  3. 1
    Piety

    The film sides with the wreckers and does not let conscience in.

  4. 2
    Courage

    The risk is expulsion, spent on smashing a parade.

  5. 1
    Republic

    They destroy a parade and owe the town nothing back.

  6. 1
    Temperance

    Damage is played as charm, and the next wreck is the reward.

  7. 2
    Truth

    The dean's reasons never get a fair hearing on screen.

  8. 1
    Stewardship

    A ceremony is ruined, and later comedies copied the wreck.

Live historically

If someone laughs at the ruined parade, ask what that parade was for before they hit it.

Where to watch

Finding the page.

Live Historic · Animal House · 13IMDb

For this house

Keep going

The next title is the one nearest what this house keeps, then the measure where it is thin. Nothing here is a crowd. It does not leave this device.

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